Ye Olde Hovel

Today is officially "Talk Like a Pirate Day". I'm non actually skillful at accents though, thence I volition belike only write normally. I retrieve my championship is nearly the extent of my noesis of Pirate Speak. Oh and, "aye matey" as well as "arrrrr". FACT: My local library has a linguistic communication computer program as well as you lot tin acquire to beak similar a pirate, this calendar month only.

**Q-What's a pirate's favorite letter? A- Arrrrrr**

**Q-Where exercise pirates acquire for a drink? A- The bARRRRR**

(okay, that's all the bad jokes I receive got for today)

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If you lot know me, or receive got been reading for a while, you lot may already know that I pretty much alive inwards a hotel. If you lot don't know me, permit me rapidly explicate a little. I operate a project that takes me to dissimilar places inwards the US, usually for a few months at a time. So, in i lawsuit nosotros figure out where nosotros volition be, nosotros deed inwards to "our novel home", whatever hotel is available inwards the urban essence (or tiny town) that nosotros volition live working in. Usually this is anywhere from ninety - 350 days a year. 

Sounds great, right? Vacation, 350 days a year, you lot say? Where exercise I sign up? 

It is bully sometimes. I don't receive got to pay for cable TV (although I rarely spotter TV anyway), electricity or heat. I receive got a gym, a puddle as well as sometimes a hot tub at my disposal. I don't receive got to launder my ain sheets or construct clean my ain toilet. These things tin live good. Sometimes you lot acquire to stay inwards Five Star Hotels.

However, Hotel Living is non all it's cracked upwards to be. For example, sometimes you lot don't receive got a kitchen. When this happens, you lot halt upwards cooking a lot of things inwards your java pot or microwave (which usually is non real healthy). Sometimes living inwards i room all the fourth dimension sort of gets to you. You receive got people over, where exercise they hang out? On your bed. That tin live sort of weird. 

Also, moving around a lot agency you lot operate amongst dissimilar people as well as alive inwards dissimilar cities every ninety days or so. It is difficult to brand connections amongst people inwards ninety days. It is difficult to works life a routine, to bring together a soccer squad or a running guild or fifty-fifty a gym. It is difficult to swallow healthy. Things are all done inwards "single servings", similar Brad Pitt says inwards Fight Club. Single serving coffee, unmarried serving shampoo, unmarried serving friends. Just when you lot hold out firstly to acquire to know your boss as well as how he operates, your coworkers as well as your surroundings, you lot deed in i lawsuit once to a greater extent than to somewhere else, to some other hotel, where you lot receive got a dissimilar boss, novel coworkers as well as receive got to figure out in i lawsuit once to a greater extent than where the nearest grocery shop is. 

I don't receive got much stuff. One suitcase. What fits inwards i suitcase? One duo of running shoes, flip flops as well as i prissy duo of shoes. One dress. Two pairs of jeans as well as some shirts as well as sweaters. Each fourth dimension I move, they deed amongst me. I am a turtle, amongst my house clothes on my back.

Even though I don't receive got much stuff, it seems similar a lot when you lot receive got to pack it all up. I operate out of my room, thence whatever fourth dimension I desire to go out of town for the weekend, I receive got to pack upwards my "office" every bit good every bit my suitcase, as well as leave of absence it at the front end desk or a co-worker's room piece I am away. This makes weekend trips a footling harder. 

This fourth dimension I receive got a kitchenette, which makes it prissy every bit far every bit eating healthy. But I likewise receive got to pack upwards nutrient etc when I leave. So each fourth dimension I am going to acquire somewhere, I sweat to "eat myself out of household as well as home", thence to speak. I sweat non to purchase anything new, solely to purpose what I have. This makes for interesting meals. I retrieve I mentioned before that I sometimes swallow chili every twenty-four hr menses because I am cleaning out the fridge. Sometimes, fifty-fifty the backup nutrient (ie non perishables) hold out gets eaten. 

I likewise receive got to leave of absence myself notes. I receive got had to purchase at to the lowest degree iii razors, since I tend to forget them inwards the shower. If I am leaving early on inwards the morning, I acquire my java ready as well as and then pack it away.

Oh, the joys of hotel living.

What exercise you lot exercise to laid upwards when you lot are going to live away for a while? Do you lot remain inwards hotels a lot? Do you lot similar it? What's your favorite component of hotel living?